Generated New Years Resolutions

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Not doing any of my homework.

Get your resolution here

How did they know I was thinking about going back to school?

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Cause more road rage.

Get your resolution here

Okay, it’s not as good as Whizgidget’s but it’s getting close.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Become a cranberry juice addict.

Get your resolution here

Well, it’s nice to know that I’ve already accomplished one of my resolutions. Nothing like going into the New Year already ahead of the game.

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  1. WhizGidget

     /  January 9, 2006

    Heeee. It is good to have goals, better to meet them, and even greater to already have them done before you know what they are… Today the resolution generator told me that I need to resolve to get high on sharpies. I think I’ll pass – did that in elementary school when they were even more potent…

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